The No Bollocks^TM

PITCH DECK
BLUEPRINT

Stop Building Slide Dumps.

Use a proven pitch deck formula that investors actually read.

Copy the exact pitch deck framework that 7 & 8 figure founders use to open doors and raise serious capital.

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Your current Pitch deck is killing your

chances before you even walk in the room

Great ideas fail when slides confuse or bore.

Busy investors skim.

And if your story doesn’t land instantly, you lose.

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Word Overload

Walls of text bury your message and kill attention.

✅ Investors skim in seconds. Learn to create clear, concise slides that get your key points get seen and remembered.

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Weak Design = Weak Trust

Generic, amateur slides strip away credibility and lower your valuation.

✅ Learn to create a premium, professional look that signals authority and gets you taken seriously.

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Too Many Features

Telling them what you built instead of why you’ll win the market.

✅ Investors don’t back features—they back outcomes. Learn to craft a winning market story that will get you funded.

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Trusted by 1,600+ founders and entrepreneurs

A Foolproof system

that gets cash in the bank

You shouldn't be gambling with your fundraising.

There’s a simple, repeatable process that works—and it’s been battle-tested across hundreds of successful raises.

By following clear steps, stripping away the guesswork, and using a proven system, you can present your business with clarity, authority, and impact.

This isn’t about design for design’s sake—it’s about a structure that wins meetings, wins trust, and ultimately wins funding.

Learn the 3 proven formulas that all combine together to equal funding for your business.

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The Fourteen

Slide Formula

The exact 14-slide structure top founders use to make investors say 'YES'!

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The Investor

Flow Formula

The narrative spine that builds certainty slide by slide, ending with an irresistible ask.

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The Clarity &

Credibility Formula

A design structure that forces focus, highlights what matter, and makes investors trust you

What you will learn

The 3 pillars investors actually care about:

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Clarity of Story

A hero slide that passes the 3-second test.
Understanding how to frame Problem, opportunity, and urgency with credibility.
A “story spine” that ties it all together.

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Credibility

of Numbers

Market size investors believe.
Metrics that signal real traction.
A business model they can repeat back in one sentence.

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Confidence

in You

A team slide that inspires trust without fluff.
Risks addressed head-on.
A clear ask that feels professional, not desperate.

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what you'll get inside

Pitch Deck Foundations

Get clarity and confidence before you design a single slide. Prepare like a pro, so your head is clear and your plan is rock solid.

The Proven 14-Slide Formula

(used by 1,500+ founders and responsible for raising Matt over £200M)

No waffle, no guesswork. Plug-and-play a structure that investors instantly understand and trust.

AI Prompts Library

Turn blank slides into investor-ready copy. Custom prompts that remove writer’s block and generate pitch deck gold in minutes.

Fundraising Terms Lexicon

Speak the language of investors. Every acronym and metric decoded—so you never feel caught out in the room.

Strategy Training: How to Think Like an Investor

Get inside their head. Learn how investors evaluate deals so you only write and speak words that raise capital.

Extra Slide Templates

A slide for every story. Whether your business is technical, niche, or complex—you’ll have the right template to explain it simply.

Lifetime Access to the No Bollocks Growth Community

Your network is your unfair advantage. Join a community of hungry entrepreneurs, swap insights, and grow together.

All assets available inside your dashboard at once.

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WHY THIS BLUEPRINT

ACTUALLY WORKS

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Most Pitch Deck Guides

/ Business Books

❌Slides crammed with text no investor will read.

❌Pretty designs that confuse more than they clarify.

❌Heavy on theory, light on execution.

❌Advice from people who’ve never raised a penny.

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The No Bollocks™

Blueprint

The 14-Slide Formula: A structure investors already understand and trust.

Proven in the wild: Built from decks that have raised £200M+ in real funding.

Speed over struggle: AI tools and templates that kill writer’s block and save weeks.

Clarity that converts: Visual hierarchy and clean design patterns that pass the 3-second investor test.

Other guides leave you with “inspiration.”

This blueprint leaves you with a deck investors actually read and a structure that wins meetings.

Who

this is for

First time

fundraisers

Build confidence with a clean story and a clear ask.

Experienced

founders

Tighten a bulky deck and improve meeting quality.

Operators

and advisers

Create investor friendly materials for clients and boards.

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Trusted by 1,600+ founders and entrepreneurs

Why learn pitch decks

from Matt Haycox

Matt Haycox isn’t another “guru” teaching theory.

He’s an entrepreneur and investor who’s sat on both sides of the table - raising nearly £200 million for his own ventures and backing over 100 companies across the UK and rest of world.

He’s seen thousands of decks, most of them terrible, and knows exactly what makes investors lean in and what makes them switch off.

With Matt, you don’t get BS or academic frameworks.

You get the truth: the slides that open doors, the story structures that move you into diligence, and the formula that’s worked in the real world—over and over again.

When you learn from Matt, you’re not just learning a template. You’re getting founder-level access, a proven operator, and over 25 years of results.

No empty theory. No overhyped promises. Just a system that gets businesses funded.